The Colony #3

Sooooo, what do a couple of smart dudes do after an apocolypse besides make weapons? Nothing. This is pretty interesting. They built a non-deadly bomb and a flame thrower! I would deffinatly want to be with these dudes if I were a survivor. However, I would not want to be with Mike. He's the handy man. One day strangers with a whole bunch of goods wanted to trade. Mike did all the talking and traded fresh oranges for a generator. This didn't go down so smooth with the rest of the colonists. One girl was extremly mad that he made all the choices. She called him out and started yelling. I thought they were going to get into a fist fight. She told him he was the "big dumb monkey". haha. I wouldnt want to mess with this chick though. I'm pretty sure she's a black belt. In this episode she taught all the members self defense, which they actually use agiainst people before their time is done. Well that was about it for this episode.

This is a map of the colony. As you can see they had pleanty of living space. But If the apacolypse comes I really wana live so I can do this.

The Colony 2

It's the second week for the colonists and I must say they have made some major improvements. They are working on building showers now. Durring last week the members managed to rig up a home-made generator. This generator is hooked up to 20 car batteries they allegator tied together. They now have most of their shelter and home finished. Now they are trying to find a more healthy food source. They are affraid that they could get scurvy from lack of vitamin c. So they head to a citrus tree that they had spotted on the way to the colony. While some members were getting fruit, some stayed back to protect the colony. A woman was drawing pictures on the wall of what their day consisted of when she heard a strange noise. Her and a man discovered that the tv had turned on and there was an emergency broadcast system. This gives them something to keep their minds on for awhile. On their search for food they stopped at the San Fransisco River to do some fishing. Just as they were about to give up Joey caught one. This is deffinatly what I would do on a daily basis. I would go steal guns from the police station and shoot fish all day. Wow, wouldn't that be amazing to be the only person on Earth for a week. I would go everywhere possible. It is now day 16 for the colonists, they finish the day up by finishing the showers then have a nibe big meal. That night their colony gets raided though. They don't loose too much. It makes them re-think their survival plans though.

P.S. this guys my favorite it's John =]

The Colony

The Colony is a reality show on the Discovery Channel. They place 10 people in a "post apocolyptic world". To sum it up these ten people are Will Smith in the movie The Legend. Their goal is to put thier skills together and try to live a somewhat normal life. The first thing they do, to simulate the stress after a huge disaster, is stay up for 36 hours. Then they get to raid a department store and take whatever they can carry. Right when they were about to leave they got mugged by other survivors. Just random people to make it more realistic. After they gather all their 200 ibs worth of supplies, they carried it 8 miles to their colony. The colony is huge. It reminds me of Rob and Bigs fun world. There are lots of things in their colony for them to use. Like an old car and other machanical tools. The 10 people living in the colony are quite diverse. There's an old guy named John who looks like the scientist off Back to the Future. He's a computer engineer. He's pretty cool. There are also two doctors and a handyman. Their first priority was to get water. They voyaged to a river drain and collected as much as they could. As soon as they got back they worked on getting the restrooms situated. Good idea. I bet all those people start to stink. That night the colonist finally get some sleep for the first time in over 40 hours. However that night an outsider tried to break in. Big bad handyman scared him away though. The following day four survivors show up and ask if they can live in the colony. The colonist agreed to let them stay. That was pretty much it for the first episode. I would personaly love to do this. I think it would be a blast to survive on my own on a reality show.

Episode 4 Joshua Lee

Things start to get dramatic in the fourth episode of Daisy of Love. London, who seems to be a pretty cool dude, starts telling the other guys he thinks Daisy dislikes him and that he's questioning weather not to stay on the show. He plays it cool until Daisy confronts him in the limo. Some words are exchanged and he threatens to leave the show. Daisy tries to act all big and bad by telling him she'll pack his suitcase. However when elimination comes around she isn't so tough. She doesn't eliminate him, but he kicks himself off. Daisy starts balling. Then London. He starts talking about how he's a real person named Joshua Lee. He flips the camera off a couple times. He toughs it out and ends up staying on the show. Which is ironic because he wins! I somehow already knew this. I wached the season finale at ben conradys one night, I guess he's a fan?

Daisy of Dung 2

So I just checked out the bonus clips for episode two. This focused alot more on the guys rather than Daisy. At first the guys were acting all tough. One thing escalated to the other and they were soon wrestling. It was one of those things where they wrestle a person as hard as they can, knowing that they hate eachother, yet fake smile. These two dudes actually gave eachother a hug when they were done. Tools. Things were different when they sobberd up. More than half of them put on makeup before they went on their dates. It took each of them about an hour and a half to get ready to go paintballing. I thought this was kind of clever. Daisy made the guys protect her from paintballs. They all went in teams and whichever team protected her(a manacan) the most would win a date with her. How exciting. It was funny, the guys got shot so many times. One team actually had the manacan in three pieces haha. One guy totally wiped out and bti the dust. Later that night Daisy got a little upset. She found out that "Brooklyn" is still talking to his ex-girlfriend. She flips and eliminates him on the spot. Theres no time for ex-girlfriends when your battling 10 other guys for true love on tv!?

Daisy of Love 1

Well I can't believe I actually wached a full episode of Daisy of Love. But there was a guy named Crazy Mike. I'm sure he gave himself that nickname, just the type of person he is. As soon as he saw Daisy he took his pants off and danced in a man thong, try explaining no homo on that one. I thought he was a show off. I guess that's perfect for a "reality" show. The first thing Daisy had the guys do was show and tell. This is when I was introduced to a man called Weezle. This dude was sweet. The first thing he did was give Daisy a present becuase he was really wasted infront of her the previous night. He scored some major props by showing her pictures of him doing extreame things, like x-games dirtbiking. However, not everyone was as slick of Weezle. One guy actually showed off a sex toy and tried relating it to a love story. Daisy didn't like it and basically made the guy look like an idiot. I don't even know if this show is real. It would not surprise me one bit if the whole thing was staged. She's trying to find "true love" and she's on like season 3 haha. I guess it would be worse if it was actually real though. That would mean these people really are that stupid. It's a lose-lose situation.

I need to re-gain my manlyness and listen to the devil wears prada =]

The Hangover

The Hangover. Epic. One of the best comedies I've ever seen. This is almost as funny as Tommy Boy. Which is truely the funniest movie ever, fact not opinion. Well the story takes place in Las Vegas. Where three friends and a soon to be husband go for a bachlor party. Right before they hit the town they decided to take a shot of Jeagger on the roof(shown below). This led to a very long, crazy night. When the men awoke, they noticed that they were missing Doug. The man who was sopposed to get married the next day. They also noticed that they didn't remember anything from the night before. So, they go on an adventure and slowly start finding out what actualy happend that night. It turns out that Alen, thinking he put exstacy in the Jeagger, accidentaly put Roofies into it. So these guys were really messed up and did some really funny stuff. Dougs friend, the "Doctor" married a hooker, they stole a police car, along with Mike Tyson's Lion, and got chased down by a Chinease gang. However, with a few twists, they realize where Doug actually is and make it home in time for the wedding. And the guy who marries a stripper dumps his wife and toatlly puts her in her place. That was an awsome way to end a great movie. I give it a 5 out of 5 stars. I think how they set the whole thing up was brilliant. The characters fit just right. I think this movie is suitable for anyone who has a sence of humor.

article #4 Aliens Exist

Alright, so I've always wondered about this. How bigs the universe? It's honestly never ending. Try to grasp how big that is. Earth is just a grain of sand in the universe. There are so many other galaxies with planets. The chance that there's life on at least one of them has to be pretty big. Scientists have taken note to this matter and have agreed. They say there are 200 billion suns in the Milky Way that could support Earth-like worlds. And the Milky Way is just one galaxy. They have also found higher water levels on one of Saturn's moons. This is one of the key aspects to the "Do aliens exist?" case. Water is one of the most important things needed for life. Some scientists belive that there could actually be oceans on other planets. Scientists are currently using a $600 million telescope to calculate tempature based on distance from stars to other planets. That's neat. This article has me convinced that somewhere there was to be another planet with Ballchinians running around. I wonder if we would be the most tecnology- advanced planet. That would be really sweet because the other people on the other planet would think that we were all big and bad. Thats weird to think about. To other planets, us humans would be considerd "aliens".

Behold

Article #3

" Teen girl comes through surgery after being shot in the head." Nice. Thats what I like to hear. This is an awsome story about a 15yr old named Taccara Swain. Who was just outside of her house in South Side Chicago when she was shot in the head. The cops said the shots came from two vehicles that were arguing with eachother. The cops also said Taccara was not the intended target. She was immediately rushed to the hospital. “At first, it sounded like a firecracker. There were too many coming too fast,” she said. “I’m like, ‘That’s no firecracker.’ ” said a local resident who had happend to be around to hear the shooting. Taccara is still in criticle condition at Advocate Christ Medical Center. Her chances of survial are very high. I can't imagine what it would be like to actually get shot in the head. I mean thats bassically like jumping off a cliff. This is a straight up miricle. It makes me think about if some people are meant to live because they are going to accomplish something good in life. And then I get carried away thinking about religion. I get so into that stuff. Wondering if the little girl was meant to live, or if it was pure coincedence. Do the guys that fired the shots go to hell, or do they just fall out of time like everybody else? I just hope all good people go to heaven. The honest, kind, and caring people. But I hope this girl survives! Alex should even pray! =p

http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/1714370,w-teen-girl-shooting-far-south-side-081209.article

BOO!!

so i was going to write this blog but then i rememberd i had to work! So ill just show you this. haha

newspaper article number 2

Soo today when I was waiting on the dentist I had nothing better to do than read and steal coupons out of the magazines. =] But there was one article I saw that was very interesting. It was about a CIA agent that confessed a very big secret. He explained that for years and years there was a secret CIA team created to assasinate various targets. Targets such as presidents of foreign countries that were threats to the US. For almost 20 years this group remained hidden from Congress and higher authorities. However the team never assasinated anyone. (Bummer that would be BA) I guess this is iffy but I kind of agree with the CIA. But only if they killed evil people. For example, they should have killed Sadahm Huesan! Actualllly, I'd put money on that this group was first formed to kill him. However, this also goes to show that we may not have our goverment wached as closley as it should be...

very cool

So, i just ate zingers and had a glass of milk. Yummy. But then i rememberd I had to get started on my summer project, ouch. I went to msn.com and read an article about a homeless woman living on the streets of New York. She was a Jewish Nazi-Holocaust survivor. She lived out of a shopping cart. She was very lonley, and did not have friends or relatives. However, when the woman died at the age of 92, she left a gift in her shopping cart. She donated $100,000 to Hebrew University. Yefet Ozery, director of development amd public relations, commented "She lived as a very poor woman. And when she died at the age of 92, it was discovered she had accumulated close to $300,000." So im gona have to say this lady is a total stud. She was starving on the streets of Manhattan, but yet had the strength to not touch her $300,00 in the bank. For a good cause. All while surviving the Holocaust! This lady deserves to be the Jonas Brothers status. But I bet the old lady could honestly beat them up.


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